- grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
- me: grandma you're like 80
Anonymous asked: Nope, not sister. Just a humble admirer; you are very very beautiful.
You won me over with your proper use of a semicolon.
But really, before you make your judgment about beauty you should see me when I’m eating. You poor thing, you don’t know what you’re missing. xD